Changing diapers isn’t just a task—it’s a recurring meeting that you can’t mark as “tentative.” Your best move? Build systems …

Baby clothing sizes are as consistent as women's jeans sizing, which is to say, not at all.

Those impossibly cute little outfits calling your name from the baby section? Leave them there.

Forget the layout in your Zillow listing photos. This is a productivity-first reorg, not a design showcase. If that means a changing table in the dining room, so be it.